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I’ll write copy so lethal it’ll make your competition cry into their cheap ads
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Stop scrolling. You just stumbled on the copywriter who doesn’t beg for clients or settle for scraps — I dominate.
While other “writers” on here are churning out soft, generic nonsense for $5, I craft words so sharp they leave permanent scars on your audience’s brain (and your competitor’s ego).
This isn’t copywriting — this is weaponized persuasion. The kind of writing that makes buyers pull out their wallets before they even realize what happened. If you’re looking for cuddly, polite paragraphs — close this tab and go waste money on Zeerk clowns. If you want results that slap harder than a brick in the dark, you’re in the right place.
⚡ What you’re buying:
Copy that turns attention into obsession
Humor that punches through the noise
Aggression that forces respect
A message so unforgettable it’s disrespectful not to buy
If you’re too scared to invest in your business, keep scrolling. If you’re serious, hit Order Now — before your competition does.
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When you order, give me:
1. Your brand/product details (don’t half-ass it, I delete vague trash).
2. The tone you want (if you don’t know, I’ll decide — and trust me, I’m better at it than you).
3. Your audience (be specific, “everyone” is NOT an audience).
⚠️ Warning: If you waste my time with sloppy info, I won’t just ignore it — I’ll delete what you gave me and turn your “brand” into a running joke. Don’t think I won’t.
Serious buyers get copy that destroys.
Clowns get roasted for free.
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Why is this $120 when others charge $5?
Because I don’t write filler garbage. Zeerk’s full of “writers” slapping random words together for beer money. You’ll save $115 there and lose thousands when nobody buys from you. I’m not cheap — I’m effective.
Can I get a discount?
No. This isn’t Zeerk, and I’m not desperate. If you can’t invest in your own success, you’re not my client — you’re just another spectator.
What if I don’t like the copy?
Then your product probably sucks. But I’ll tweak it once just to prove I’m right. I don’t do endless revisions — that’s Zeerk behavior. I hit bullseye, not spray-and-pray.
What if I waste your time or give sloppy info?
Then I’ll delete what you gave me and make a joke out of your “brand.” Don’t test me — I can make your name trend for the wrong reasons in less than 200 words.
Do you guarantee sales?
I guarantee copy that cuts through the noise and forces attention. If you want childish “100% sales guaranteed” claims, Zeerk’s waiting. If you want work that makes people feel, you’re in the right place.
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