Phase 1: Pedophile Humiliation (Non-Sexual)
Scene: Pedophile trapped in a cell with Booty Bandit. Bob and Warden Tailor pretend nothing is happening.
Warden Tailor:“Lock him with Booty Bandit. Let’s make sure he knows the rules.”
Bob:“Do whatever you need. He deserves it.”
Booty Bandit:“You’re mine now. Hope you like pain, sunshine.”
Pedophile (screaming):“NO! PLEASE! I CAN’T TAKE THIS! I’M DYING!”
Booty Bandit throws him onto the cot, wraps him in sheets, slams him into walls, repeatedly.
Pedophile flails and screams cartoonishly:“AAAAHHHH! MY LIFE! MY BUTT! MY SOUL! SOMEONE HELP! I’M DYING!”

All inmates join in with savage, hilarious insults:
Blood: “Even sewer rats laugh at you!”
Crip: “You’re a fart in the wind of life!”
MS-13: “Punchline of every gang story!”
Valentinas: “Red, blue, green… pathetic everywhere!”
Arsonist: “I light fire; you light panic!”
Assault & Battery: “I’d break you blindfolded!”
Hells Angel: “Leather and scars intimidate. You? Air!”
Mob Boss: “Kingpins bow. You beg for crumbs.”
Triad Member: “Precision beats noise. You? Noise.”
Neo-Nazi: “Even your ideology sucks.”
Aryan Brotherhood: “Your tattoos can’t save you.”
Vandal: “Tagging walls is art. You? Just screaming.”
Boxer: “You swing fists? You’d lose to your shadow.”
Carjacker: “You steal cars? Can’t steal dignity.”
Money Launderer: “I wash paper. You? Dirty.”
Grand Larceny Kid: “Trying to fit in? Everyone laughs.”
Murderer: “You won’t see me coming… scream first!”
Cartel Member: “Fear pays. You’re broke.”
Drug Addict: “Even high, you’re a danger to yourself, let alone anyone else!”

Pedophile’s reaction (max dramatic):“AAAAHHHHHH! I’M DYING! I’M NOTHING! I’M DEAD! MY LIFE! MY BUTT! I’M A HUMAN TRAGEDY! SOMEONE HELP! I’M MELTING!”
Booty Bandit throws sheets repeatedly, slamming him lightly, forcing him to crawl, scream, and faint.

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Phase 2: Free-For-All Prison Yard Roast
Scene: Pedophile removed. Yard explodes into chaos. Every inmate participates, old and new.
MS-13 notices Boxer being mocked:“Yo! Hands off him! You swing words like weak punches—leave my guy alone!”
Boxer (intimidating, steely glare, towering over everyone):“Step back. I don’t throw punches, I deliver consequences. Test me, and you’ll regret it before your lungs can scream.”
Carjacker (mocking):“Oh, you gonna scare me with that? Please!”
Boxer (gritting teeth, menacingly):“Try me, and you won’t be laughing in five seconds. You’ll wish you stayed in your cell.”
MS-13:“Keep flapping, man. He doesn’t just intimidate—he annihilates.”

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Savage, Hilarious Roasts Flying Everywhere
Blood to Crip: “You think you run this yard? You’re a tutorial on failure with no views!”
Crip to MS-13: “Red’s chaos is sloppy; I’ve seen toddlers fight better!”
MS-13 to Blood: “Cute rep. You throw punches like wet spaghetti!”
Valentinas to Arsonist: “Your fire burns like diet coffee—weak and sad!”
Arsonist to Boxer: “Your fists couldn’t knock over a cardboard cutout!”
Assault & Battery to Mob Boss: “You talk power? I’ll rearrange your face like IKEA furniture—and trust me, you won’t find the instructions!”
Hells Angel to Triad: “Silent precision? Cute. My motorcycle could take you down faster.”
Triad to Neo-Nazi: “Ideology? Please. You can’t intimidate a fly.”
Neo-Nazi to Aryan Brotherhood: “Your tattoos scream ‘tryhard.’”
Aryan Brotherhood to Vandal: “Graffiti weak. My insults tattoo!”
Vandal to Carjacker: “Steal cars? I steal attention and leave you crying.”
Carjacker to Grand Larceny Kid: “Wannabe gangster? You’re a warm-up act.”
Money Launderer to Murderer: “Brains over brutality? You’re as subtle as a brick!”
Grand Larceny Kid to Cartel: “Intimidate? You look like a failed extra in a telenovela!”
Murderer to Booty Bandit: “Dominance is cute; I terrify with a glance.”
Cartel to Drug Addict: “You’re chaos without style, twitching like a bad puppet.”
Drug Addict : “You couldn’t survive a week here without screaming for mercy!”

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Bob Roast Insert
Some inmate (MS-13 or Boxer):“Yo, Bob still doesn’t get bitches!”
Everyone laughs, Bob shrugs awkwardly.

Next level chaos? You know where to come.